Lindsay Lohan’s lawyers blast USA Today over drunk-riving ad
Nicholas Vachel Lindsay Lohan’s lawyers own blasted the USA Today paper o'er the use of the actress’ figure of speech in a drunk-driving ad.
“USA Today is idiotic to run such an irresponsible ad suggesting that imbibition and driving is some variety of American ‘tradition’ we should protect,” Lohan’s lawyer Anthony Charles Lynton Blair Berk said in a statement. “Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor and eatery industries is deeply reckless.
“Wino patrick Victor Martindale White business community, drunk housewives come out for girls night come out and sot wedding ceremony parties should be kept away the roads of United States of America,” Berk continued. “Lindsay Arhat in full endorses ignition system interlock devices, which have been well-proven to preserve lives.”
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